Reviews written by Coolhand Luke
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Forbidden Wet Tales
October 9, 2005 Horrid movieTotally horrid movie with a razor-thin plot. Poor acting skills. Erotic scenes which would make your manhood shrink and womanhood dry up from boredom.
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Monk Tang Cho 2?Snake Goblin
Monk Tang Cho 2?Snake Goblin DVD Region All
(1)Our Price: US$14.99Usually ships within 7 daysRelated promotions:October 9, 2005 Bad MovieIf the first one was bad, the second was far worse. Don't even think about this. The one I purchased was a two-in-one-deal and I couldn't even sit through the movie. Did you find this review helpful? Yes (Report This) -
October 9, 2005 Good stuff
This is one of the early adult movie that Shu Qi did and one of the more erotic ones. Like most Cat III movies, the story is silly. Kin (played by Elvis Tsui) is worried that his daughter, Yau, (played by Loletta Lee) will be taken advantage of by other men and forces her to wear a 'Chastity Armor'.
Kin in the meantime has numerous wives, affairs and even seduces his own mentally challenged son's wife, Siu Siu (played by Shu Qi). Unknown to him, Shu Qi is an evil spirit in disguise.
The movie climaxes in the murder of all of Kin's household. In the end, Yau, aided by a handsome swordsman she has fallen for and her fellow student with a mechanical manhood -attempt to seek revenge and save the world from sexual domination. I told you the story was silly.
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Water Margin - Heroes Sex Stories
October 9, 2005 Interesting Twist to an Ancient TaleIf you're an afficianando and have an in-depth background to the Chinese novel, Water Margin (alias Heroes of Liangshan Bo or Outlaws of the Marsh), you will love this hilarious and funny twist to the tale. Some of the stories covered include the origin of how Sun the Witch (Sun La) and Zhang Qing begin making Chinese buns from human meat. Other tales include an impersonator of the Black Whirlwind, Li Kui. Did you find this review helpful? Yes (Report This) -
Monk Tang Cho - Virgin Power
Monk Tang Cho - Virgin Power DVD Region All
(3)Our Price: US$14.99Usually ships within 7 daysRelated promotions:September 1, 2005 HorridThe Monk Tang Cho series is badly made. Poor choreography. Horrid plot. Bad acting. Don't even think about this one. It couldn't even raise the sampan, let alone the Titanic. Did you find this review helpful? Yes (Report This)
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